'My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.'

nap0le0n:

i don’t understand these people that basically say you have to have a good reason to get a certain tattoo… and the people that see other people with tattoos and say crap like, “oh that’s nice but what does it mean?”

like if i wanted to get a tattoo of a turtle on left bum cheek because i wanted a turtle on my left bum cheek would people question me or