My friend has gone missing in Nottingham and hasn’t been seen for a few days now. We’re all so worried as he left no note, took absolutely nothing with him, not even phone or money, and it appears that he shaved off all his hair before he left. This is quite out of character tbh and we’d be so grateful of any information just to let us know that he’s okay. He’s a lovely lad with lots of family and friends worried sick and sending him all our love.
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in his Kanye Nest
when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best
This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
did you just
this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time