'My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.'

watsonym:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

31 out of 36!

26 out of 36

marry me.
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.

marry me.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.

marry me.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
marry me.

Unknown  (via vehxt)

favorite quote.

(via hefuckin)

(Source: whisperingbones, via miss-skin-and-bones)

I know
I never came around
to saying this,
but I’m so sorry
for anything
I’d ever done to you.
I don’t know
why you left
or why you decided
to push me out
of your life,
but if it was
because of something
I’d done to you,
I just had to say
I’m sorry.
I didn’t ever mean
to hurt you.
I know it’s too late
right now
but there’s nothing
I’d rather do than
call you right now
and tell you
how much
I love you
and that it’s okay
you weren’t there
when I needed you
because at least
you were what
kept me strong.
I’m so sorry.
I’m so, so sorry.
It’s okay now.
I swear, it’ll be okay.
I’ll be okay.
But I need you
to be okay too.

—maybe we’ll talk again someday (via itzonlyyoubabe)

(via miss-skin-and-bones)

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via watsonym)